The Beer Drinkers Dilemma 

It's time that I was going home

Should I have another jar?

My conscience tells me not to

My instinct says, 'you are!'

One more for the road

Maybe two or three

It's kinda cool just standing here

Just my pint and me

Lot's of entertainment

Pogues on the old jukebox

Blondie serving at the bar

Hey man, this place rocks!

Beer, nice barmaid, Irish tunes

The perfect combination

Better than a proper job

Beer drinking's my vocation!

Johnny Rotten: By special request...